Well this bodes ill.
First Period:
Nothing happened.
Well, the Caps sure happened. Brandon Bussi stopped a bunch of shots, but then...well...the Bruins got a power play, and recently that’s been a real danger.
As Aliaksei Protas made abundantly clear in a shorthanded bid off a faceoff. 1-0 Caps.
Good god, gentleman. Play with something approaching pride.
Mercifully, nothing else happened, and the 2nd period began.
2nd Period
Nothing happened so hard I went and got Ramen instead. It was pretty good, highly recommend.