I want a Mark Fayne.
I want a Barret Jackman. I want a David Schlemko. I want a Christopher Tanev, I want a Nicklas Hjalmarsson, I want an Andy Greene, I want a Jonas Brodin, I want a Justin Braun, I want an Erik Johnson. I want a defensive defenseman that can play second pairing minutes and make sure the puck stays in the right zone, darn it.
And now, a guy like that is on waivers, and the Bruins probably won't claim him.