Today is July 4th or Independence Day in America, so get off the computer and go outside and enjoy the day! Have some barbecue. Have a hot dog, like American Hero Phil Kessel reportedly does. Or doesn't. Drink a cold beverage of choice. Watch some fireworks. (Light some fireworks? Only if you do it safely. If you blow off your hand or go blind, you'll have a harder time reading chowder, and we don't want that.)
And, because we've had a bit of a theme this week with presidential speeches, here's one for today.