On this day in history, the American Revolution began 242 years ago
Wait…
242- Backes wears 42 and has 2 PIMs in the playoffs so far
PIMs- The Bruins have a total of 12
12 is made up of 1 and 2. Bruins lost by 1 goal in the past 2 games
The Bruins lost those games in Overtime
The OT goal last game was on the PP after a penalty was called against Boston
Tim Peel was the referee that game
Tim Peel is a piece of shit.
Gardens are fertilized with manure, which is made out of shit
The Bruins play at the TD Garden
There is a conspiracy here!