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Our very own Chris Abraham had the dubious honor of chronicling this nonsense. Thank him. Love him. Praise him.

It started bad...

Got a little better...

And stayed bad until the end. 3-1 Habs. Just a shambolic period of hockey.

2nd Period:

Things improved a bit! Connor Clifton got himself a real NHL goal after several games of struggling to make good things happen!

Anders Bjork now has half of his NHL best goal total when he tied the game up! 3-3!

...And then Victor Mete took advantage of a maybe-interfered with Rask to make it 4-3 Habs again.

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