Last Season Record: 19-27-10
Last Season Point Total: 48 Points
Key Departures: Luke Glendening, Evgeny Svechnikov, Valtteri Filppula, Darren Helm, Christian Djoos, Calvin Pickard (to the AHL, anyway), Tyler Bertuzzi (for being a dipshit)
Key Additions: Carter Rowney, Jordan Oesterle, Alex Nedeljkovic, Bobby Ryan (maybe, he’s a PTO)
The Red Wings may be bad, but they do have a plan to fix that!...eventually.
The Wings are not wasting much time this year; they’ve been pretty up front about the fact that they are tanking.