Stanley Cup of Chowder · Apr 17, 2015
10 ways the Boston Bruins can win the Draft Lottery
Unfortunately, Gary "I thought the lockout was great and nobody is interested in Capgeek" Bettman has decided to make the 2015 Draft Lottery a private affair. Thats the bad news. I mean, it would be better to see Interim GM Cam Neely jump for joy when the ball drops. But no, the NHL has an incredibly interesting situation on its hands and would rather you don't watch it. The good news is that this will make it easier for the Bruins to rig it in their favor. As we all know, Gary and Jeremy are part of the same Vampiric Coven, extracting millions out of us for their own amusement under the guise of "promoting hockey." Not that I'm bitter.