A visibly dejected OBNUG enters, sits in booth
OBNUG: (loudly) “Barkeep, make me a Choco Brownie Extreme Blizzard™”
DQ Employee: “Sir, you need to order at the counter”
OBNUG: “I’ve got a punch card. My Blizzards pay your salary!”
DQ Employee rolls their eyes
OBNUG: “Plus I got fired today, you know.”
DQ Employee makes a Blizzard™
OBNUG: “Outta nowhere. They just axed my entire website.”
DQ Employee flips Blizzard™ upside down briefly
OBNUG: “You know I won TWO Fiesta Bowls?