To the best of OBNUG’s collective knowledge, Troy Football does not have an active community blog, and thus there was no opportunity for a Blog Bet to be made. However, dear reader, we refuse to deny you the content you so richly deserve. With that in mind, here is our correspondent’s entirely fictional recounting of the events surrounding this past weekend’s game. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.
ACT THE FIRST
[SCENE: OPEN ON VETERANS MEMORIAL STADIUM, COVERED IN A LOW-HANGING MIST OR FOG]
HARSIN: This is where we hold them.