A Slam Poem by Russ Wood
Some say the best offense is a good defense, and perhaps the offense should take offense, but the defense won't need to defend any offense taken by the offense.
All that needs to be said can be said on the turf. "Don't score," methought I heard the men say.
Justin T.,
Is ang-Ree,
And will glower at you like he ate your bay-bee.
Like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor and Wilson, we have men who know de-fence.
Opposing offenses only go O-fer,
And as the quarter,
Gets 4th-er,
All they hope fer,
is "over".