I’ll explain it the same way my parents (both Class of 1980) explained it to me, dropping me off at my first-year dorm in August [DATE REDACTED]: “There are two types of people at the University—those who streak the Lawn, and those who steal their friends’ clothes while THEY streak the Lawn.” Into which category each of our blog staffers fell? Well, you’ll just have to guess.
Fill in the blanks and explain your rationale: __________ is to food as Bronco Mendenhall is to_________?
OK so I was that nerd who really enjoyed the analogies section of the SATs, but this has taken me like three days to figure out.