You’ve just come home from a long day’s work, writing at the word mill, when your significant other calls you into the bedroom. You enter the bedroom and in the center of a perfect circle of rose petals is the DePaul Blue Demon logo. Your significant other then begins to play a Dave Leitao press conference with smooth jazz playing in the background. The essential oils named “Sexy Writer” fills the air. You know what you need to do.
Your significant other, in their sexiest outfit, slowly opens your secured, very fancy, voting-only laptop. On the page awaiting you is your AP ballot.