Can you bunt it?
Dana Cullen sounds like a real name. Cullen Dana is the possibly fake name of Seton Hall's starting pitcher, who posted an immaculate 1.22 ERA over 37 innings pitched. You may be saying to yourself, "Self, why is a dude who posts a 1.22 ERA starting on Saturdays instead of Fridays?" To answer your question: Shane McCarthy spends his Saturdays drinking kool-aid and watching cartoons, so he'd be in no shape to pitch.
For the second consecutive night we're met with two pretty good starting pitchers. As previously mentioned, there's Dana Cullen Cullen Dana for the Pirates and Jeff Albrecht for the Bluejays.