Hellooooooooo Baylor Nation.
It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I appreciate everyone that’s reached out over the past few months asking for a return of the Couldn’t Be Me. And even though I’m too busy to go back to doing this consistently, I was born for weekends like this.
So we meet here again at the crossroads of destiny, fate and good old-fashioned schadenfreude. Let us collectively turn our eyes to the haters and losers, of which there are many.
You know what time it is. Let’s get into it.
I despise Iowa State University.