College football is right around the corner and that means it’s time for season previews. There are plenty of nerds who can tell you everything you (don’t actually) need to know about how good South McBooty State’s backup Tight End looked last year and how he’s ready to take the next step and get them up to 4th place in the America’s Heartland Conference this season but that’s not what this preview is about. You’re not here for analysis of numbers you don’t understand. You’re here for news you can use. You’re here to learn how you can potentially stunt on the haters and losers, of which there are many.