Welcome to your Advanced Stats Preview: Russell Athletic Bowl Episode Part I: The Phantom Awakens. Or something like that. Whatever, it’s Star Wars Week. Because these posts typically take lots of words and by the end I’m usually all "UGHHHHHH I’m out of energy and you guys aren’t reading this anyway so I’m just going to rapidly close this thing out and nobody will care." This time, though, I want to give each side of the ball its proper due, so I’m going to split the post into two, dealing with each side of the ball in turn. I’m also going to add some stuff in from the Advanced Stats Profiles that Bill C.