On to The Chiefs
Week One in the NFL is an absolute rush. You watch every game possible from kickoff to 0:00, while simultaneously flipping to the Red Zone all day long, and checking fantasy scores on your phone at the same time.
It’s like a kid in a candy store who just drank two red bulls to chase down some giant pixie sticks that they pounded before walking in.
That’s the PG comparison, at least. Change the candy to booze if you’d like (and mix that Red Bull with Tito’s!