Ryan Blake claims he never ate a crayon in kindergarten, but I’ll bet my snack pack that he was the kid who stuck them up his nose.
This is the latest evidence that things are pretty grim right now for Ravens fans, and that our youth is a sick (yet funny) bunch.
Blake, a 20-year-old Catonsville resident, came up with a dare/bet with himself that he would eat one purple crayon for each Ravens loss if they fell to the Arizona Cardinals on Monday Night Football.
He had seen people say stuff like “I’ll delete my Twitter account” or “I’ll go streaking down my street” if the Ravens lose.