Finally! It’s the real deal folks! This is not a drill!
This is a drill.
Week One of the 2017 season has finally arrived!
No more meaningless games chock full of 3rd-string scrubs. No more ‘guess the 53 man roster’ or watching the starters hang out on the bench. No more ranking where John Harbaugh’s diagnosis of ‘he’ll be back soon enough‘ falls on the Roger Goodell scale of honesty.
Finally meaningful games begin, and it all starts in the Cincinnati Junk Hole Jungle no, Junk Hole was correct the first time.