Maryland is a tormenting place to live if you don’t eat seafood. I, by the grace of God, don’t struggle with that issue.
Some aren’t so lucky. The Ravens’ newest draft pick, Ronnie Stanley falls into that category. He was cursed with the most unfortunate of allergies for a Marylander: one to seafood.
Now, he faces a crab cake dilemma.
As part of his initiation into Baltimore, we’d normally expect him to eat them. It’s our most famous food. It’s ingrained in our culture. Plus, they’re just the best.