So many four-letter words I could use after this miserable excuse of a game… but I’ll leave that for you guys in the comment section (best used as adjectives to describe coaching this week).
I will simply leave it at this: Murphy’s Law is defined as everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I believe that took effect today, as did Trestman’s Law, which is defined as ‘if at first you run and succeed, nah. Screw it. Pass the ball.’
And for what it’s worth (FWIW if you’re a millennial), the Harbaugh Law is defined as ‘if you can take points, don’t take points.