Here’s how I imagine the conversation between Charles Davis, Thom Brennaman, and the Fox Sports folks went last week:
Fox Sports Guys: Okay, Thom & Charles, we have you two assigned to the Ravens at Bengals 1pm game.
Brennaman: Aren’t they both AFC teams? Why are we getting this game?
Fox Sports Guys: Yes, and because we said so.
Davis: Can I still incoherently ramble on all broadcast long, like I’m the reincarnated John Madden towards the end of his career?