I'd like to dedicate this week's broken meme circus to local hero and possible dolphin, Michael Phelps. I don't know why I'm still surprised by his ability to swim in a pool; he breaks world records every four years. Still, his gold medal count is big enough to legally drink, and that awards me bragging rights when I haven't done anything worth boasting about.
"I just got into med school!"
"Yeah, well... Michael Phelps is from Baltimore."
Congrats on being the most decorated Olympian in the history of mankind, Michael. *raises glass of pool water* These memes are for you.