What if there were an explanation to all of the #phantomcalls and bizarre events of this season for the Ravens? In this month's excerpt of Football Fan Fiction, we experience the origins of the Most Frustrating Season Ever, deep inside the headquarters and head of a certain Commish....
"No More Mutants."
With those three words, the comic book character called the Scarlet Witch in the Marvel Comics Universe changed everything. She stripped the world of "mutant powers," and immediately caused anyone with an "X" affiliation--the X Men, X-Force, X-Factor, Charles Xavier, x-cetera--to become normal humans.