Our long mid-Atlantic nightmare is over! The Baltimore Orioles have won a game. Sure, it came against the New York Mets, who may be the only team in the world that is playing worse baseball, but it still counts. I highly recommend reading the recap of last night’s 2-1 victory. The writer is a real nice guy. Ugly, but nice.
An O’s win plus the draft has me feeling all optimistic about this team again like a true idiot.
“Look,” I tell myself. “They aren’t totally worthless. These kids they picked will smash through the minor leagues like kindling and ascend to Baltimore as the next great club legends.