Good Morning Birdland,
Personally, I have been quite good this year! I cleaned my room, ate my veggies, and did all of my chores. And yet, Elias Claus refused to get me what I asked for this year. It was just one thing: a big, beefy contract for Corbin Burnes.
Instead, I expect that I will have to settle for the usual: a dependable back-end arm and probably some bullpen depth. These, of course, are the new socks and gift cards of baseball signings. There is no doubt that they are useful, and I would rather get them than nothing.