About seven innings deep into tonight’s Orioles game, I stared at my computer screen and lamented, There just isn’t anything to say about this snoozefest.
An inning and a half later, I could barely collect my thoughts about all the absolute hysteria we’d just witnessed. I still can’t. Can anyone?
“The Orioles WIN!” squeaked MASN broadcaster Kevin Brown with incredulity as the final out was recorded. “How did they do it??”
That’s a good question. And it’s got a long, but wonderful, answer.
You guys, the Orioles had absolutely no business winning this game.