Ubaldo Jimenez didn't even finish the second inning as the Orioles lost on Saturday. The O's didn't help themselves much by committing four errors.
In the classic film The Princess Bride, the hero Westley, in the guise of the Dread Pirate Roberts, tells his childhood love Buttercup, who does not yet recognize him, "Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something." He must have just finished watching an Ubaldo Jimenez start.
So, too, did the unfortunate Orioles fans who tuned in to Saturday afternoon's lopsided 11-4 loss against the Indians. Jimenez was every bad stereotype about his pitching rolled into one.