An increasingly despondent edition of our daily Orioles news roundup, featuring vague Miguel Gonzalez updates, a soon-to-arrive Steve Johnson, and the stunning revelation that the Orioles are not a playoff team.
Hello, friends.
Just about now it feels like the Orioles suck more than the combined power of every vacuum cleaner on the planet. They are not this bad, although it may be at this point one can only accept that by taking on blind faith the old adage that you're never as good as you look when you're not and you're never as bad as you look when you're cold.