Good morning, Camden Chatters.
I have a very important question for you all.
What even is ... (gestures at the Orioles) ... this?
I mean, is this parody? Some sort of cosmic joke? Are we being punk’d?
I thought we were going to get to watch some baseball this year. What is it that we’re actually watching? Whatever the Orioles are trying to do is nearly unidentifiable as professional competition.
Like, think about if you were writing a movie script about the world’s lousiest baseball team. Wouldn’t it look almost exactly like what we’re witnessing in Birdland right now?