The Night Before Christmas (Orioles offseason edition)
’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Birdland
The front office snoozed, to the anger of fans.
They’d signed Tomoyuki, and Tyler, and Gary,
But their lack of a top starting pitcher was scary.
Their search for an ace wasn’t going too well.
They missed out on Fried and Crochet and Blake Snell.
The Yankees and Red Sox are just getting stronger.
The O’s can’t afford to stay quiet much longer.
Lift up our spirits and land Dylan Cease,
Roki Sasaki or Castillo, Luis.