Hello, friends.
There are now 97 days remaining until the next Orioles game. They will presumably have a coaching staff by then.
There are also just five days to go until Christmas, a fact that is probably distressing to those who still have some buying to do for their holiday celebrations. Unlike in past years, the fact that the Orioles will leave no gifts under our Christmas tree, or even by the end of spring training, is not distressing. You should probably not try to claim “I’m rebuilding!” in order to get out of any present gifting for the next three years on an individual level, though.