Hello, friends.
Another day has dawned with the Orioles in last place in the American League East. Not only that, but with their 15-34 record, the Orioles now have the worst record in all of MLB. There is no one below them. They are 19 games behind the first place Red Sox and eleven games behind both the Rays and Blue Jays for third/fourth place.
Even having watched most of the 49 games these jabronis have played, it still boggles my mind how they are so bad. No, really, how?