Hello, friends.
Another day has dawned with the Orioles in last place in the American League East. They remain 49.5 games out of first place in the division, having been eliminated already, and they are 19.5 games behind even the fourth place Blue Jays. What’s more, the Orioles “tragic number” for the wild card is down to six - the combination of O’s losses and Athletics wins that will eliminate them.
It’s August 16! Geez, you all. The Orioles are just so bad. The good news is that the Orioles can’t lose today, since they are off.