Over the last few seasons, teams have been getting new jerseys made for them under a “City Connect” banner that’s meant to design something unique representing each city. Some of them have been bad. Others have been better. None have been boring, until now. The Orioles unveiled their jerseys on Monday morning ahead of an on-field debut, and they are not interesting.
The team has tried its very best to dress up this boring design with abstract explanations for some of the choices. You can see for yourself and tell me if you’re more convinced than I am:
This is what it means to wear Baltimore on your chest.