Hello, friends.
There are now 109 days until Orioles Opening Day 2024.
You can breathe one sigh of relief today. Depending on how much of a baseball internet-poisoned person you are, you may not have even needed to know you should breathe this sigh of relief.
Those of us with nothing better to do with our lives were on Friday observing the saga of a private plane flight from Los Angeles to Toronto on which people, based on an observation by one random Twitter account, fixated a wish or fear that Shohei Ohtani was on this plane as part of a journey to finalize a contract with the Blue Jays.