A mere 50 days until Opening Day, and we’re reminded that’s the uniform number of fan favorite Miguel González, personal favorite Jorge Julio, and possibly the best pitcher to ever come out of Hawaii, Sid Fernandez. On to the news...
What a coincidence there are exactly five. What if there had been only four? What would a poor reporter due if assigned a headline that included five and there were only four? What if there had been six? Luckily, we’ll never know, because there are five. Whew.
It’s possible Honey Badger General Manager is onto something, after all.