Adam Jones wasn't hurt, y'all. It's just sometimes, you suck. That and more words of wisdom in today's news.
Orioles 9, Tigers 3 | Sports - WPTZ Home
"Jonathan Schoop hit two of Baltimore's four home runs, including an eighth-inning grand slam, and the Orioles extended their winning streak to seven games with a 9-3 victory over the free-falling Detroit Tigers on Saturday night. Baltimore improved to 16-5 at Camden Yards -- the best home record in the major leagues."
Today's game and pending Paredes decision - School of Roch
"Kevin Gausman still doesn’t have a win this year despite posting three consecutive quality starts.