Sometimes I feel that Scott Erickson and Will Ferrell's Anchorman character Ron Burgundy are kindred spirits. Any of the following Burgundy quotes could easily be a caption for the picture on this card:
"Hey, everyone! Come see how good I look!"
"It's a formidable scent...it stings the nostrils. In a good way."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"You know I don't speak Spanish."
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.