This one, folks, was not worth staying up for.
The Orioles, despite unveiling one of the most glorious lineups of homegrown talent you’ll ever see, took a disappointing loss to the Angels, 7-4. A Grayson Rodriguez implosion and a late-arriving O’s offense put the Orioles behind the eight ball from the outset, and they never recovered.
Imagine you ran a thousand simulations of this game. How many would result in the previously unbeaten Grayson Rodriguez getting torched for seven runs by a below-average Angels offense while the previously winless Griffin Canning — he of the 8.