Our favorite birds meet our least favorite birds for the first time in 2016, so be sure to eat your Chipotle because there will probably be a lot of runs.
Despite riding a roller coaster with more dives than highs, the Orioles managed to come out of Arlington somewhat unscathed. Mark Trumbo's two home run, five RBI 7th inning on Friday night contributed to him being named Co-Player of the Week alongside the s'cute Jose Altuve. Just as J.J. Watt once said to Ray Rice, I'm sure Trumbo has eaten burritos bigger than Altuve, but that's what makes baseball so grand.