What an awesome weekend the Orioles just had. So, who’s up next on their schedule? The Miami Marlins, eh? I haven’t really been paying attention to baseball for the last couple of weeks, so let me just quickly see what’s been going on with the Mar—
(does Google search)
Oh!
(continues reading)
Oh, nooooo!
(reads some more)
OMG!! WTF??
So, things haven’t been great, huh?
It’s been nine days since the Marlins last played a baseball game (and it was one they definitely shouldn’t have played, at that).