The fine fellow denizens of the blogO'sphere over at Bird's Eye View put together a mid-season Orioles awards show each season. In the words of Jake from their podcast, their awards - the appropriately-named BEVys - are handed out to "Orioles fans, players, media ... anyone who looks at us the wrong way. The tone of the show ranges from light-hearted to mean-spirited, and so, too, do the awards."
I have been asked to participate and "present" one of the awards, which I am at liberty to create. After some consultation with Camden Chat readers, I've picked out an appropriate award to come from the people of Camden Chat.