The 2018 Orioles are a Mad Libs baseball team. Each game is played with a near certainty that they will lose. The only thing that must be done is fill in the blanks with the appropriate nouns and verbs to describe a particular loss. They did not declare independence from bad baseball on the Fourth of July. They just lost to the Phillies again, 4-1.
Continuing their ongoing commitment to exploring every possible way to lose a baseball game, the O’s were beaten on Wednesday afternoon despite giving up just three hits. It is hard to lose a game when you give up only three hits.