Tonight in Boston, the Orioles had to face off against a team that was 59.5 games better than them.
I’ll say that again: FIFTY-NINE AND A HALF GAMES BETTER.
I mean, what did you think was going to happen?
The Orioles lost, obviously, because why wouldn’t they? They don’t belong on the same field as the Red Sox. They don’t belong in the same league as the Red Sox. It’s often hard to tell whether they’re even playing the same sport as the Red Sox.
By the end of the night, the Orioles were 60.