Had it all the way! Haha, am I right?
(shakes uncontrollably)
(takes long swig of a stiff drink)
Sigh.
(takes another swig)
Well, I guess I’m the poor sucker who has to try to explain what the hell just happened here tonight.
You know what? You might be better off just not knowing. Just look at the final score, see that the Orioles won, 12-11, and go to bed happy. I’ll even throw in a bonus tidbit for you: Pedro Severino hit three home runs!