It is Friday night.
The Orioles have beaten the Pirates by a 6-3 score. Cedric Mullins delivered a three-run home run in the eighth inning to complete the seventh cycle in Orioles history, single-handedly offering several chances for the inaugural group of fans in the Bird Bath Splash Zone to be hosed down by Mr. Splash (yes, really). Kyle Bradish pitched a strong six innings as the Orioles won yet another opening game of a series.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.