It is Friday night.
The Orioles have beaten the Texas Rangers, 2-1. Rock legend Joan Jett splashed fans in the Bird Bath. Albert Suárez outdueled Max Scherzer. Colton Cowser hit his 12th home run. Yennier Cano, Jacob Webb, and Cionel Pérez did their best to give Birdland a collective heart attack but held onto the lead. And closer Craig Kimbrel finally got that one-run save with a 1-2-3 ninth inning.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.