I’ve got good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is that the 35-80 Orioles, the worst team in the majors, are about to square off against the 81-35 Red Sox, the best team in the majors.
The good news is...wait, actually, I have more bad news first. If the Orioles lose tonight, they’ll clinch a non-winning season. Which we’ve known was going to happen for quite some time, but still, it’s Aug. 10. Yeesh.
Now, as for the good news...oh, hold on, I forgot something else. If the Orioles lose tonight, they’ll officially be eliminated from the AL East race.