All I want for Christmas is to wake up in some alternate reality in which the Baltimore Orioles signed Gerrit Cole and Anthony Rendon, did not have Chris Davis on the books for so much money and did not go 54-108 in 2019.
However, as we’ve seen lately, Orioles fans do not receive nice things. This offseason, in comparison to Christmas, is usually somewhere between a lump of coal and stocking full of black licorice.
The hot stove for Birds’ fans is more like a gas grill in the wintertime, covered and unused.